on my telephone

[CATALINA DORA DE LA FUENTES]

*CATALINADORADE LA FUENTES ,

" You have reached the voicemail of Catalina, please leave a message after the tone. "

* STOP CALLING, STOP CALLING ,
I D O N ' T W A N T T O T A L K A N Y M O R E

CONTACTS GO HUR. ADD THEM AS YOU RECEIVE THEM.

* I LEFT MY HEAD AND MY ,
H E A R T O N T H E D A N C E F L O O R

one » voicemail
two » speed dial two
three » speed dial three
four » speed dial four
five » speed dial five
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seven » speed dial seven
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this masterpiece was created by none other than zee (a.k.a. FLUNK IS A FOUR LETTER WORD @ caution two point oh). If you steal it, she will make a snowman out of your internal organs and place it right next to Charlie's. That's right. Your organs will be on the NORTH FLIPPING POLE. I'd suggest you not steal, if you know what's best for you. Lyrics are from "Telephone" by Lady Gaga and Beyoncé (fitting, no?).

[CATALINA DORA DE LA FUENTES]

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